never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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herbertwest:

miss-mother-fucker:

There’s an outbreak of malaria. 

Everyone takes the necessary precautions to avoid mosquitoes. 

You’re outside, when a mosquito lands on your arm. 

You raise your hand to it, ready to kill it. 

Then it squeaks. Curious, you lower your ear to it. 

You can just barely make out “Not all mosquitoes”. 

m’laria

kid:

"I would never sass you, Grandma!"

onlyblackgirl:

20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one

And Iggy got what? 2 singles that aint never been #1 but is somehow the “queen” of rap. FUCK OUTTA HERE.